macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

walk away honey because

he is sweet like early spring 

but down here in the sunshine state 

early spring means mosquitos and he has no

problem of stinging you

i told you to put on bug spray

that thin shield of protection i

warned you that he would sting but

you kept repeating that it was spring.

when you got stung you blamed yourself for being naive but 

i told you that it’s their nature to

suck the life out of you slowly but surely

making sure not to scar you unless

you scratch and 

when you scratch

there will be scars.

so tonight i will not remind you i just hope

that you will remember about that damn mosquito.

octupac:

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.